T-Bird
Addiction (72)
1
I
must gain several inches
When
I take the T-Bird out
To
enjoy its gorgeous body
And
a massive dose of clout
When
I zoom along the highway
Soon
my problems fade away
Never
mind about the petrol
Or
what lesser mortals say
2
Some
may call this an
indulgence
Like
say Martin Luther would
While
settling into marriage
With
a nun no-longer good
In
this democratic century
And
with nuns now in decline
You
can always cane a T-Bird
Save
for one and that is mine
Chorus
My
T-Bird is a beauty
And
just perfect for a trip
I’m
the envy of the highway
When
I let my baby rip
For
comfort and performance
Well
the T-Bird can’t be beat
When
you need a little action
Start
her up and feel the heat
3
It’s
a symbol of our culture
And
the values we possess
You
just need to be a winner
With
more power than finesse
For
those seeking satisfaction
Then
your wish is my command
What
you need most is a T-Bird
Or
a substance that is banned
4
I’m
a saint and not a sinner
When
I pulverise some heap
With
my car’s excessive power
Even
when it’s half-asleep
Don’t
remind me of the petrol
Or
the rubber it gets through
With
the T-Bird I’m a winner
Not
to mention sexy too
Chorus
My
T-Bird is a beauty
And
just perfect for a trip
I’m
the envy of the highway
When
I let my baby rip
For
comfort and performance
Well
the T-Bird can’t be beat
When
you need a little action
Start
her up and feel the heat
5
Even
if pleasure is fleeting
And
so not designed to last
The
T-Bird gives satisfaction
Guaranteed
when driven fast
It
will boost your fading image
And
help you to be the one
So
go get yourself a T-Bird
And
start having lots of fun
6
There
is nothing like a T-Bird
She’s
both beauty and a beast
That
will make you feel important
And
a winner at the least
Never
mind about the petrol
Fracking
can take care of that
And
display your code of ethics
By
destroying some old cat
Chorus
My
T-Bird is a beauty
And
just perfect for a trip
I’m
the envy of the highway
When
I let my baby rip
For
comfort and performance
Well
the T-Bird can’t be beat
When
you need a little action
Start
her up and feel the heat
The
End
©
Frankie Espirit
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