The Cold Caller
1
Goldilocks from Norway
Please tell me it’s not rude
If I pop round to your house
With some ice to eat for food
You can heat it on the cooker
With a cup of Thailand rice
And cook me up a dinner
That is bound to be nice
With the day a new creation
There are choices to be made
In a world where fine traditions
Have been trampled on by trade
Does a culture ruled by money
By its nature soon degrade
The people on the fringes
Desperate for a little aid?
Goldilocks from Norway, when I visit
you today
Can we wine and dine together or
must I go away?
My words are trustworthy; from
truth I won’t depart
I’m a decent kind of fellah that’s making a fresh start
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Goldilocks from Norway
A hot curry would be great
Since the ice I’m providing
Has been rather cold of late
We can do a little dancing
So the rice has time to cook
And the two of us get warmer
Than we would reading a book
With the day a new creation
There are choices to be made
In a world where fine traditions
Have been trampled on by trade
Does a culture ruled by money
By its nature soon degrade
The people on the fringes
Desperate for a little aid?
Goldilocks from Norway, when the
stars are in the sky
The moon is shining somewhere; it
is not about to die
A little faith is something that
will help you to believe
And set aside your feelings that
are likely to deceive
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Goldilocks from Norway
How about we look at drink
As ice will make us water
But nothing else I think
Champagne is my favourite
To be drunken just for kicks
Then again vodka is perfect
For two would-be Bolsheviks
With the day a new creation
There are choices to be made
In a world where fine traditions
Have been trampled on by trade
Does a culture ruled by money
By its nature soon degrade
The people on the fringes
Desperate for a little aid?
Goldilocks from Norway, I’m
trustworthy my good friend
Secret motives are a mystery that
I fail to comprehend
I would rather be a hermit with
the good book for relief
Than to do something illegal in
the company of a thief
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Goldilocks from Norway
You can pat me on the head
For doing all the planning
So the two of us are fed
Or lecture me for failing
To provide the Thailand rice
Followed by the Champagne
And some lemon with the ice
With the day a new creation
There are choices to be made
In a world where fine traditions
Have been trampled on by trade
Does a culture ruled by money
By its nature soon degrade
The people on the fringes
Desperate for a little aid?
Goldilocks from Norway, consider
what I bring
Virtue that is simple and much better
than a ring
My words can be trusted as they
have a solid base
Or a modern legal framework; on
this I rest my case
The End
© Frankie Espirit