Little
Britain (70)
1
Andrew
with the coloured pencils
A
disciple of some comic book
Keen
to be a famous artist
Or
otherwise a TV cook
Renee
if I’m not mistaken
Failed
to pay her weekly rent
The
best that charity could offer
Were
sites that catered for a tent
2
Andrew
with the coloured pencils
Continued
with the comic theme
In
the knowledge that derision
Wouldn’t
help his self esteem
Forget
the cardboard to house Renee
There’s
room enough inside my bed
Let’s
say the attic for her children
To
help the darlings get ahead
Chorus
Harvey
sailed to Trafalgar
Horatio
Nelson led the way
Villeneuve
was quickly beaten
By
Little Britain: hip hip hooray
Turner
didn’t care for fighting
Goya
claimed war was a crime
Regnault
soon wearied of sailing
Once
art took up his precious time
3
Red
Renee, ignore the curtains
And
the floorboard with a split
It’s
better to rescue this planet
Than
be some fool exploiting it
Naturally
true competition
To
the starboard likes to lean
While
the Temeraire departed
A
shipwreck yes, but so
serene
4
Red
Renee, how about it
I’m
hoping we can really try
To
retrieve our pretty planet
From
the bankers gone awry
Look
at Nelson and then Harvey
Plus
the nations that they beat
All
we need is Che Guevara
Or
Fidel Castro on his feet
Chorus
Harvey
sailed to Trafalgar
Horatio
Nelson led the way
Villeneuve
was quickly beaten
By
Little Britain: hip hip hooray
Turner
didn’t care for fighting
Goya
claimed war was a crime
Regnault
soon wearied of sailing
Once
art took up his precious time
The
End
©
Frankie Espirit